these two crack me up.
kimmie suggested i embellish my blog so that when i’m old and senile,
i can look back and be like, “oh wow, i was so cool.”
and then our dinner conversation became absurd, silly prattle.
“if you skydive naked, do you let out like, the biggest queef when you land?”
“what do you say to a girl with two black eyes? nothing, you already told the bitch twice.”
but then we started going through our bucket list and i realized how simple mine was
and that i could pretty much accomplish all of them this year if i tried hard enough.
some of the things included?
– jump off a cliff
– ride a camel
– aurora borealis
and then i hung out with some friends on a bus (with michelle).
adorable jenni took a bunch of pictures, but my stupid mug is in all of them.
so i’ll spare you.
currently listening to:
i’d like to think we were dancing to this song in the picture above.