i got into a fight with a hooker at the club.
exhibit a: shiner (still slightly swollen and discolored, but healing nicely)
i paid the dentist 200,000 dongs (apprx. $12.50) to yank out the remaining half of my tooth.
exhibit b: hole in mouth
the washing machine here doesn’t wash clothes; it spreads filth.
and so my aunt washed my clothes with the rags she uses to mop the disgustingly dirty floors
and now all of my undies have yellowish-brown splotches on them that resemble caca stains.
exhibit c: oh hell no.
i am all kinds of messed up right now,
but check it:
exhibit d: prescription-free fizzy fun. :)