a few weeks ago, while on the ski lift, i asked sebby,
“honey, what would you do if i lost my arms and legs in an accident?”
now, most boyfriends would answer with something thoughtful and *awe* inducing,
like, “oh baby! you know i’d take care of you.”
but no, not mine:
“i’d get to shove my dick in your mouth and you couldn’t do anything about it.”
currently listening to:
from carmen, one of my favorite operas.