oh, hrm.

a few weeks ago, while on the ski lift, i asked sebby,
“honey, what would you do if i lost my arms and legs in an accident?”

now, most boyfriends would answer with something thoughtful and *awe* inducing,
like, “oh baby! you know i’d take care of you.”

but no, not mine:
“i’d get to shove my dick in your mouth and you couldn’t do anything about it.”

currently listening to:
from carmen, one of my favorite operas.

you all know this one

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