voice post.

proof that i’m a big fat tard when i’m drunk.

calling in lj

(i lost my voice from screaming all night.)


two things:
1. you bay area kids are incestuous.

2. you know how when you get caught off guard,
there is always someone around with a camera to take a photo of you.
no one ever seems to post these hideous photos of themselves.
well i’m doing it.


to post an ugly photo of yourself.

cellar door

me and bailey (named after my favorite dj)


beer + internet = ?

saturday night:
alone in the apartment with five bottles of wheat beer
(damn the vegetarian roommate!),
in search of online drinking buddies,

resulted in:
a belligerent post to moc.

a response from a really cute boy:
MaitreyaBetraya (1:27 AM): you are really cracking me up with your posts on moc.
i’m still drinking, and it’s after 4 here EST!
mylai (1:28 AM): big up the east coast alcoholics!!

continued drunken babble between two moc kids:
MaitreyaBetraya (1:28 AM): plus, you’re hot and it looks like you’ve got a nice apartment,
based on the picture. nice furniture, and what not!
mylai (1:31 AM): OMG you’re cute too!
mylai (1:31 AM): lets get married!
MaitreyaBetraya (1:31 AM): for real.

then the realization that you can get married online,


omg w e would have the cutest kids!

ba doo dee doo

almost.. finished.. with.. neeeed sleeep..
we’re both sitting on our ;laptops in his living room being silly.
the maids are coming in a few hours. nat wants to know if i love him.

louis armstrong.. “i found my thrill on blueberry hill.. the moon stood still..
on blueberry hill and lingered until, my dream came trOooOooo..”

yes, nat. you are is my bitch.
nat: “you move me baby.” nat is drunk. no serious question grr.
“would you rather live it large, kick it old skewl or keep it real?”
and nat in his drunken *BURP* thinks
he and taylor have found the answer to doing all three.
WOW i’d like to know the answer!
nat’s answer: “watching fast times at ridgemont higsh whiles
watching it on a sony wega 36″ and munchin; on tacos bells YO”

“gone fishin.. instead of just a wishin..” i
keep forgeting to smoke mah scigarette OI.
“gone fishin.. ba doo ba doo.. fleas are bitring mr. sachoowan
gone fishin instead os justa wishin.. ba dooo ba doo ba doo OHHHH YEAH…..”
i think i love this boy.