a quick paris weekend was more trouble than it was worth
so i spent my birthday in town.
had dinner with two of my best friends, phan and kim.
these two crack me up.
kimmie suggested i embellish my blog so that when i’m old and senile,
i can look back and be like, “oh wow, i was so cool.”
and then our dinner conversation became absurd, silly prattle.
“if you skydive naked, do you let out like, the biggest queef when you land?”
“what do you say to a girl with two black eyes? nothing, you already told the bitch twice.”
but then we started going through our bucket list and i realized how simple mine was
and that i could pretty much accomplish all of them this year if i tried hard enough.
some of the things included?
– jump off a cliff
– ride a camel
– aurora borealis
and then i hung out with some friends on a bus (with michelle).
adorable jenni took a bunch of pictures, but my stupid mug is in all of them.
so i’ll spare you.
currently listening to:
i’d like to think we were dancing to this song in the picture above.
phan [here’s the video i helped him with for the island reef job]
has become one of my best buddies in new york
because he’s totally the male version of me.
we were both overachieving private school nerds raised in ghetto san jose,
surrounded by wannabe gangster vietnamese deviants who’d call us white-washed
because we had absolutely no interest in karaoke coffee shops, rice rockets or azn pryde.
then we met in new york, as transients adjusting to the natives’ abrasive attitudes
and trying to discover as much of the city as we can before our hearts pull us back into the bay area.
one huge difference, i didn’t lose my virginity at 26.
so someone has been making up for lost time by slutting it up.
but seriously, all the má»¹ tráº¯ng girls love him.
last weekend, we took a roadtrip to canada.
mad mad fun.